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Joke of the Day
"What do planets read? Comet books."
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"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OK!?!?"
"A man buys shares from the stock market. But he never shared any of it."
"Women like you are hard to find.. My ex wanted to know if still thought of her. Quite often I said. ""Women like you are hard to find. Most of you are in state hospitals."""
"Call your boring friend Simon, ""Sighmon"" he'll never know the difference and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers."
"There are two kinds of people... Those who can't finish other peoples sentences..."
"Me: yeah, I'm not going to make it in today. Boss:of course, this snow is crazy. Me: Snow?"
"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story."
"Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race"
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