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Joke of the Day

"George Foreman named all five of his sons George. I'll bet the password on every website he goes to is ""password""."

"What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for? Possesion."

"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."

"I once went on a date with a girl called Simile... I don't know what I metaphor."

"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."

"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."

"What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek? A Greek never pays his debts."

"Have you heard about the insomniac polymath? She could do ALMOST everything with her eyes closed."

"What type of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. Creds to a friend of mine :)"

"Who is the richest painter? Manet."