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Joke of the Day
"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."
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"What do Harry Potter and Kermit The Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts"
"Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family? He lost hijab."
"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh."
"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."
"[court] LAWYER: Did u kill him? ME: No L: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury? ME [lips on the mic] Much less than murder"
"""I just dumped my girlfriend lol"" - a cannibal after taking a shit."
"Why can't French people count to 5? Because there's a **tree** in the way."
"What does a Russian say before having sex? I'm Putin it in."
"A local census says that on average, 1 in every 4 guys is gay I hope it's Dave- i think he's kinda cute"