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Joke of the Day
"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."
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"I gave my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you!"" I said: ""Don't mention it."""
"Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life."
"I couldn't figure out how the hammer and nails worked... So I just said ""Screw it."""
"Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said ""Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"""
"What's the difference between an apple? A bike because a vest has no sleeves."
"[interviewing for job as assassin] Me: I only have 1 rule Interviewer: lemme guess. No women or kids Me: huh? No, I just won't work weekends"
"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk."