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Joke of the Day
"What does a prostitute wear on her feet? Whore shoes."
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"What do magistrates have with their water? Just ice."
"Make mine a Sandusky. I think I'm going to make a signature drink after Jerry Sandusky - 10 year old Whiskey and tears"
"Do lesbians ever rock and paper?"
"What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!"
"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"
"What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game."
"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."
"I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight..."
"Why does everybody love honey? Because it never gets old."