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Joke of the Day
"A baby seal walks into a bar, bartender asks what he's having.. anything but Canadian Club"
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"I dated a mime that was a mistress Being tied up was a little complicated."
"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark."
"I like my woman how I like my burritos Wet"
"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years I'm sorry"
"Rats are under rated. Just check your dictionary."
"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"
"Why is is called Holy Water ? Cause Holy God does it feel good when I use it to wash that alter boy's blood of my dick."
"There are hundreds of ways to make a woman happy and only one to make a man happy: LEAVE HIM ALONE."