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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black person that flies a plane? ...A pilot you racist piece of shit."
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"A disease that kills you and can only be spread through the transmission of bodily fluids. Are we sure we're not talking about marriage?"
"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef :-D"
"All my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second.."
"I have created a subreddit dedicated to all times that OP doesn't deliver The link is in the comments"
"I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, ""look mom, no hands."""
"Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber. It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada."
"How can Penn State fix their problem Rebrand themselves as the Catholic church."
"What's 6.9? A good thing screwed up by a period"