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Joke of the Day

"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."

"What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!"

"Her: My father is very upset that I'm your girlfriend. Me: Well, duh, I'm very upset that you're my girlfriend..."

"Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools? The children always end up with lice in their hair."

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"2016 is like if the state of Florida became a year."

"I like my women like I like my Nintendo........ 64"

"Everyone type it with me: A lot is two words. A lot is two words. A lot is two words. A lot is two words. Good. Tomorrow: Irregardless."

"I just dozed off for a minute and woke up freaking out because I thought I missed my exit."

"I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy... ...but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque."