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Joke of the Day
"The only reason I get up in the morning is so I can drink at night."
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"There's a fire at a trick birthday candle plant. Firefighters have been battling the blaze on and off for 5 days."
"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."
"Leonardo.... NoOscario"
"According to Proactiv commercials, people with acne are incapable of being happy AND finding love. Tough break, mutants."
"I shall final no more forever. -Schooling Bull"
"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""
"Damon girl, did you fall from heaven? Because your face sure shows it."
"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"