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Joke of the Day

"The minimum wage in Canada is 9 compliments an hour"

"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."

"What is the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gargle sand!"

"Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! :-)"

"Sneaky? Dude, I got two handfuls of soup into a movie theater once."

"As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?"

"Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."

"What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"

"wow did you see that premature ejactulation man he came out of nowhere...."

"What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year? Pure Heroine by Lorde."