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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."
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"How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why."
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"What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy."
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"Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people."
"[my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork"
"I like my women just like Apple... Manafactured in China."
"Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj? My hatchback has been harder to stop lately."
"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"