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Joke of the Day

"Who the friggin hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere. You just let one into your home and it becomes your cat."

"Her: Can I see your phone? Me: Cu-caw! Cu-caw! Cu-caw! **Flaps imaginary wings and flys into another room**"

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."

"What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? ""The track is alright."""

"Jesus walks in to a motel puts a couple of nails on the counter and ask the clerk ""can you put me up for a night?"""

"Today I met this electrician... Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was."

"Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water."

"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."

"Mating call of a blonde... ""Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"""

"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"