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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with a can of Coke. The doctor told me that I had contracted... ...Genital Burpies."
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"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."
"Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years!"
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"My son asked me this morning what self-reference meant? [this should explain it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3vm6mw)"
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"How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."
"Business plan: 1) Spend 20 years mastering karate 2) Teach karate class, so you meet people who don't know karate 3) Rob them"
"Made it to that level of dad where I just called dibs on the TV that I bought in the house that I own with the cable I pay for."