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Joke of the Day

"Why is santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. Why am I so jolly? I stole his list."

"Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age."

"""Hey, somebody said..."" [Joke here (vine)](/https://vine.co/v/eAzYADExnIO)"

"Millennials make the best spys... They've got nothing to lose."

"Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters."

"Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? It was Bin-Laden"

"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"

"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."

"The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"