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Joke of the Day

"Her: You're a pathological liar! Me: ...and the King of Spain."

"What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope"

"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"""Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be."" ~ Kurt Cobain, confusing party coordinator"

"I used to drink beer in my underwear but now I use a glass."

"I really love the way the earth rotates... It makes my day."

"What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred? Tequila Mockingbird."

"I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking??"

"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right."