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Joke of the Day
"I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out."
Next Joke
"If you ever trip in public... ...get up, laugh a little, and say, ""Whoops, it's been awhile since I inhabited a body."""
"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."
"""I've never told a joke"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Always."""
"Not tryin' to brag, but my sex life is like a dormant volcano. It was fiery, but now it's inactive. Also, I killed a bunch of villagers."
"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."
"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"
"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"
"Did you know that if you put your finger on your nose there is a 99% chance... That your finger is gonna be on your nose... What were you expecting to find?"