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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there... Little Boy Blue... Little Boy Blue Who... Michael Jackson..."
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"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."
"What's a clowns favorite thing to do? Children"
"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""
"I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off."
"Knock knock The game"
"I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window..."
"Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"
"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."
"What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."