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Joke of the Day

"My six year old lost a tooth. I left a note instead of money ""too dirty."" He has been brushing that one tooth all day. Lesson unlearned"

"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""

"What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"Did you see Matt Damon's character in Invictus? That's apartheid like to play."

"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""

"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"Q: What can a goose do a duck can't and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass."

"We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter."

"What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car? Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen"

"Definition of ""copulate""...... What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman."