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Joke of the Day
"FLOTUS is an unfortunate acronym, like something left in the toilet bowl."
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"Engineers How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at *your* shoes while they talk to you."
"What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!"
"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."
"My favorite exercise at the gym is lateral neck turns, which is where I walk in, shake my head ""no,"" and leave immediately."
"Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?"
"I got fired from a suicide hotline Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays"