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Joke of the Day

"What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and hate."

"Gay pickup line Shit gurl, are you a chiropractor? Cause you straighten me out."

"I love telling dead baby jokes... They just never get old!"

"Have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature!"

"WHY DO COWS LIE DOWN IN THE RAIN? TO KEEP EACH UDDER DRY."

"So the suicide hotline is only for prevention and not for nominating people who should kill themselves. Sucks. I made a list and everything."

"You know you're fat when when... Your penis is an *innie*."

"I was going to make a gay joke... ...butt fuck it."

"Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards."