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Joke of the Day
"What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches..."
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"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."
"A man walks into a search bar Just kidding. No one ever does that."
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"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor."
"Computer: Do you trust this device? Me: Why? Is there something you're not telling me?"