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Joke of the Day
"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."
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"No one has ever said, ""You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."""
"A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying ""ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Oh boy am I excited, but what does ""ternative"" mean?"
"How do you confuse a Jew? Tell him pork is on sale!!!"
"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."
"Harry, it's your baby Said Professor Umbridge"
"Don't judge a woman by her granny panties but by what's inside."
"Wife: What's the Harlem shake? Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King?"
"What do you call a fat rat? enormouse"
"If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she? Dead."