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Joke of the Day

"What did a pirate say to fellow pirate? Are you seeding?"

"There was a sign out at the whore house today... It read ""Temporarily closed for lunch; Beat it"""

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"

"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."

"Why do the riot police like to go to Black Friday early? So they can beat the crowd"

"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."

"What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base."

"That you don't tell the answer before you ask the question. What is the most important thing to remember when telling a joke?"

"Why is sex like Tetris? It's all about fitting the long piece in just right..."