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Joke of the Day
"Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie."
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"heres law school: ""sustained"" is basically ""settle down beavis."" ""overruled"" also means ""settle down beavis,"" but to the other guy instead"
"""Kids are picking on me, Mom"" I'll teach you how to fight, son. ""Yes!"" [Mom spreads rumors about son and ignores him for 3 days]"
"M R Ducks Person 1: M R Ducks. Person 2: M R Not. Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs? Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks! My grandmother told me this when I was 5ish. Don't know why it cracks me up."
"Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms? The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me."
"Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk."
"Your honor this man killed my parents and deserves life but could you make sure he has internet access because he retweets me a lot."
"What do I think about during sex? My wife waiting for me to get home."
"BOUNCER: *checking ID* this doesn't look like you CATERPILLAR: *adjusts makeshift wings* its me B: oh yeah? Fly then C: uh *starts sweating*"
"Notice how women didn't complain when they did an all-male version of Sex & The City called Entourage."