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Joke of the Day
"Two men walk into a bar... They're blind, it happens."
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"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night."
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"Any one remembers 'The Game' ? Now I'll fly away."
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"Before 9 AM on a workday, ""Do Not Disturb"" and ""Donut Disturb"" should mean the same thing."
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