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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !"
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"My Wife always asks why I make science jokes. Y*_o_* ?"
"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""
"What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite? Abominable."
"A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."
"@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze... it's like a little party on your face."
"I eat boiled eggs, cabbage, and baked beans before the in-laws visit. They never stay long."
"I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive."
"Not Going To Try This Again"