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Joke of the Day

"An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh."

"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."

"My parents just got their first computer. Nigeria, go easy on my inheritance."

"If you pronounce coupon like qpon I hope you get eaten by a qgar"

"Who invented tap dancing? A father with six daughters and only one bathroom! :)"

"I went to a chyropracter today Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected."

"My boyfriend told me my stutter is cute I told him to f-f-f-fuck off"

"Change is inevitable... Except from vending machines"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."

"I was going to view the front page But I had already reddit"