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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust Sperm Banks, so naturally I keep my semen hidden in my mattress."
Next Joke
"Good news: I finally had sex with my wife last night! Bad news: I spent the entire 60secs wondering how I was going to tweet it to you guy"
"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."
"""A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."""
"Horton Hears a who? Horton Hears a what? Horton Hears a huh? Horton hears a chicka chikca chicka chicka slim shady."
"Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines? Because they had a point"
"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"
"Whats the difference between men in the Military and Cops Military only beat their wives part of the year."
"What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely"
"What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks? Incense sticks make scents."