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Joke of the Day
"A really hot girl asked me for my number today and all I had to do was hit her car with my car."
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"She can argue for 4 hours straight... but ten minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts."
"The start of a child porno Little girl: Uncle, how are babies made? Uncle: Take your clothes off, I'll show you."
"Just payed a cab driver $10 not to beat two dudes with a tire iron because they didn't have cab fare. #fact #trueshit #newyorkmoment"
"Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them."
"A Farmer asked me to round up his 68 sheep I said 'Sure, seventy'."
"The one-legged man couldn't understand an online tutorial. It had step-by-step instructions."
"I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working."
"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"
"What do you call a stoner dinosaur? A Smokealottapottapus."