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Joke of the Day

"Enter the dragon Q: What do you call a martial arts expert with a sore patella? A: Bruised knee"

"For decades now microwave designers have labored under the false assumption that people want extra features on their microwave. They don't."

"Where do onions fight? In the onion ring!"

"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."

"""Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please?"" Oh. Yea. Good thinkin'. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there."

"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"

"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."

"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."

"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"

"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """