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Joke of the Day
"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"
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"I have a new word for vibrator ... selfie stick"
"WTF!!!! My son just called me the N-word!! Neglectful"
"[Hall of Justice] Aquaman: How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress? Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help."
"In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs"
"facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces"
"High school prepares you for real life! For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway"
"Always leave the shower curtains open. *things I learned from horrors"
"How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up."
"*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that"