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Joke of the Day
"How do bros want their drinks? NOICE!!!!"
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"What kind of car does a pirate drive? Toyota YARis"
"""The book was way better"" - hobo trying to burn a DVD for warmth"
"Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're using it to create legal Nin-tender"
"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"
"Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it."
"It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP."
"Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat."
"*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket"""
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"