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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback"
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"For my food service workers out there: How many servers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not my fucking sidework!"
"The worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once. And I'll be posting this again later. If I remember."
"(Gamblers Anonymous meeting) Leader: Bob, tell us why you're here. Me: $20 it's a Blackjack addiction. Group: *all rushing to place bets*"
"Being sick and tired of all the excess fat, one day I decided to burn it off. And then I started running... ..from the police for setting my wife on fire."
"They say 9 or 10 is a good age to tell your kid they were adopted, but only IF they were adopted."
"What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran"
"What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature."
"A gymnast walks on a bar."
"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."