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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people listen to country music? Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot."

"If going down on a guy is a blowjob... (NSFW) and jacking a guy off is a handjob, does that make masturbation an inside job?"

"I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a ""hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"""

"Yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products wit a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm"

"I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future."

"The only reason Indian mothers don't shop online is coz they cant bargain there"

"Our kids seem to prefer Kraft mac and cheese over the usual spaghetti noodles and crushed up generic Doritos."

"Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"What do you call a gay midget? Sweet and Low"

"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile... I told her ""Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!"" *stolen from a teacher"