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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people listen to country music? Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot."

"If I had a nickel for every GEICO commercial I've ever seen, I could buy us all car insurance."

"What do you call a rabbi that you scrap off your shoe? Resi-jew. I'm so sorry."

"Why do psychics ask questions?"

"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son ... How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Hey guys. Stop touching your wife's pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her."

"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"

"Uhm, excuse me waiter... I'd like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram."

"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."

"What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization? A stakeholder."