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Joke of the Day

"Maybe I'm covered in chameleons right now. I'll never know for sure."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's To get to the other side"

"I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that."

"Three Mexicans walk into a bar."

"When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay."

"Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning."

"When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies"

"I've built a labyrinth for my pigs. It's ham-mazing."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense"

"hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected"