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Joke of the Day

"Abortion jokes never get old."

"What are the 3 rules to buying real estate, the difference between jock itch and athlete's foot, and breastfeeding and a glass of milk? Location, location, location."

"Yes I am that gift that keeps on giving most people the finger."

"We didn't have Legos when I was a kid. We had Lincoln Logs & we could build anything with them: big cabin, small cabin, you name the cabin."

"I accidentally muted the command switch on my driverless car... ...well, it goes without saying."

"What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing."

"I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second"

"What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos."

"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."

"Facebook does NOT need a dislike button. It's just gonna start more drama."