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Joke of the Day

"*leads horse to water* ""You're not gonna drink, are you?"" *horse neighs* ""It's The Fountain of Eternal Youth."" Horse: You're not foaling me."

"Here's a joke The amount of subscribers to this community"

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... CHARISMA Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!"

"Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below. [remooved]"

"*pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?"

"What's the worst part of being a cook in prison? Having to toss everyone's salad"

"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"

"Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet."

"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it read ""one at a time please"""

"My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven."