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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? A hockey player takes shower after three periods."

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"A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and say, ""One round please."" ""A round of what?"" The bartender asks. ""A round of *applause*!"" They all scream in unison."
"What do you fire from underwater guns? Seashells"
"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."
"How many times can you watch the Godfather movies before you're bored? More than a Coppola times....Solozzo times I guess..don't be a Fredo gettin' addicted to it.... It's Kay :)"
"I had sex with a pregnant woman last night Was also my first threesome"
"Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it."
"What's it called when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale"
"A horse walks into a Police Station. Not a joke it actually happened http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-29550834 I would welcome a few jokes based upon this though."
"days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas. Now get out there"
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