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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath."

"I hate math.. I'll give you a number of reasons why!"

"What do you call the student with the best overall average in a graduating class at an all girl's school? vulvavictorian"

"I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires."

"*interrupts your class* Girl sorry to embarrass you, but I wrote this for you *whips out guitar, fucks up intro* wait. *tries again* wait."

"We changed our dog's name to Dad. Because he kept running away"

"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."

"Life hack: ask telemarketers and phone scammers to go steady seconds into the conversation and never be bothered again OR now you found love"

"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!"