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Joke of the Day
"We changed our dog's name to Dad. Because he kept running away"
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"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to porn on my phone... She looked at me seductively and asked if she could help. I said sure, could you hold my phone?"
"I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs."
"Circumcisions are painful. When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year"
"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."
"I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous"
"I hate autocorrect I texted my grandma saying ""Sex tonight"". I meant tomorrow"
"What is the only thing on earth that goes ""ha ha"" on a Monday? A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday."
"My first joke ever Two buts were talking. Sudenly one but farts. Other bur replies : ""Yeah that was the thing i was thinkig abaut."" As a child i loved this one ."
"Never Go Shopping When You Are Hungry. but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."