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Joke of the Day

"Instagram couldn't complete your request at this time because nobody cares about your Sunday brunch."

"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."

"Sometimes I wish I were an octopus... so that I could slap 8 people at once."

"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"

"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated Milk."

"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."

"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"

"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."

"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"

"So a blind man walks into a bar He hurts himself pretty badly."