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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."
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"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"What do you call an angry paraplegic? A steamed vegetable."
"What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend? Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?"
"Chopping Onions I walked into the kitchen to see my Dad chopping Onions up. As soon as I saw him, I started crying because Onions is my dog."
"Old Wang says to his friend Old Chen It is so sweet, you have been married 50 years and you still call your wife 'sweetheart'. What is your secret? Chen says, ""it is because I have forgotten her name"""
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"Case In Court After The Jasleen Kaur Case He argued... She argued... . . . . He shouted... She shouted... . . . . .. and then she cried...... . . . . Result: She won by Duckworth-Lewis method !!"
"A man is standing on the top of a tall building about to commit suicide... ...when a physicist at the bottom shouts up, ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"I just passed my drug test my dealer has some explaining to do"