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Joke of the Day

"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"

"Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time."

"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""

"What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it."

"My sex life is like a Wild West saloon... Liquor in the front, poker in the rear"

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"

"What do you call a 5' 2"" fortune teller that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"

"What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego"

"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""