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Joke of the Day
"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."
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"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."
"What's Batman's favorite dessert? Just ice cream"
"Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one."
"I'd just like to say I called Katy Perry's popularity the first time I saw the ""I Kissed a Girl"" music video. Also, I am tone deaf."
"Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size."
"Instructions: 1. Watch every breath someone takes 2. Watch every move someone makes 3. Watch every bond someone breaks 4. Log off Facebook"
"Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes."
"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."
"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."