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Joke of the Day

"A police officer in Alabama finds... ...a black man with his arms and legs chopped off. He reports ""the worst case of suicide he's ever seen."""

"What was the slogan for the cross-dresser's party? Eat, drink, and be Mary."

"Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this Republicans are in full agreement."

"Do you know the difference between a dildo and a chair? No? Watch out where you sit then."

"Ok redditors i need your best volleyball or nazi puns!"

"Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September."

"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"

"Why did the redditor make the post ? To KILL THE JOKE EXPLAIN BOT that kills every joke. If you don't get the joke that's your problem! We don't need a bot. Fuck you joke bot"

"I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more."

"What do you and Ronda Rousey have in common? You will both be watching the next title fight from home."