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Joke of the Day
"What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!"
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"Moratorium on the word ""Awkward."" We're all awkward. We fart when we don't want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it."
"Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final."
"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !"
"If the opposite of impossible is Possible & the opposite of immature is Mature, you can conclude that i'm a very Portant person to some."
"So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. ""Well"" he said ""the flag is a big plus!"""
"Why can't bike stand on its own? ...because it's two tired."
"What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak."
"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment."
"What do all men at single's bars have in common? They're married."