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Joke of the Day
"What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!"
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"What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe."
"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."
"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"
"DIVORCE Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, because they never get the house."
"Why was Noah a great businessman? He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."
"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."
"How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !"
"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message"
"My apathy is at an all time whatever."