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Joke of the Day
"Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress"
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"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester? Alien vs Predator"
"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."
"What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble? ""I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"""
"What is the opposite of an autist? A socialist."
"What does a deaf woman say to a premature ejaculator? Come again?"
"What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball? The bottom of the fifth"
"Nothing more American than getting on an airport's ""moving walkway"" and standing still as it slowly carries you to a Cinnabon."
"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."
"*With only office supplies, she diffuses the bomb with 1 second to spare* Boss: What are you doing? Me: *shoves action figures in desk.*"