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Joke of the Day
"Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress"
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"What is your mom's favorite animal? An armadildo"
"My description of today's front page... BEARY FUNNY!!!! http://i.imgur.com/en5msOs.png"
"All subjects can be funny with the right delivery, Except abortion jokes. Which by definition have no delivery."
"What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate"
"6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job."
"Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone I mean the battery life alone just blew me away"
"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."
"""This bouquet is missing some flowers"" I said lackadaisically."
"I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night. Nobody came."