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Joke of the Day
"What is your mom's favorite animal? An armadildo"
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"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."
"If you can't afford to get your wisdom teeth removed... Try crystal meth, it really is a miracle drug. *disclaimer: may remove more teeth than expected."
"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."
"whats the difference between my driveway and 14 year old daughter? ... I pull out of my driveway"
"{Stalker Diary} I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."
"Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks."
"Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'"
"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""
"Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack."