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Joke of the Day

"6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job."

"What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims? Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah"

"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field."

"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""

"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."

"Donations Son: ""Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."" Father: ""Okay, give him a glass of water."""

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."

"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."

"What's the leading cause of child molestation? Sexy children"