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Joke of the Day
"I want to see a documentary about Morgan Freeman that is narrated by wild animals."
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"I've hated dentists way before they started killing lions."
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"Question: What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek? Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like."
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"Why did the skeleton cross the road? because fuck you thats why."
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of cunning stunts"
"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."
"Somewhere in the world, there's a real Nigerian Prince who wants to share his millions of dollars but can't find a beneficiary."
"Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover? Because only he could pull it off."