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Joke of the Day
"Why do mountains make people laugh? Because they're hill-areas!"
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"Yo mama so fat she can't fit in a car"
"For Sale Parachute: Only used once, never opened Small stain"
"*slips a 20* How about a private dance ""Okay let's go"" *heads to private room* ""You ready?"" Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*"
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
"phlegm I used to work in a seafood restaurant where my specialty was clam chowder. I got fired when I got over my cold"
"The people who post to /r/jokes have zero sense of humor... Maybe it's a weird meta-humor thing....or maybe this is where everyone's creepy uncle hangs out"
"As I exposed my glorious chest hairs & catapulted toward the Velcro wall, I realized that I had no exit strategy."
"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"
"mum is mad that she bought me a treadmill & i never use it. shes wrong; i put a burger on it just this morning and had it zoom into my mouth"